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So I programmed a page to randomly generate names of Japanese restaurants. It’s pretty cool, check it out here: Japanese Restaurant Name Generator. Not only does it come up with randomized names, but you can even vote on them
So far it’s been a fun quick little project to give me [...]

Japanese grammar is famous for being so out-of-order compared to English. Or is it the other way around? Maybe English is the out-of-order grammar! Just for fun, let’s imagine WWII turned out drastically different, computers were invented in Japan, and they got to make up all the syntax. [...]

The cool thing about comparing languages which are as distantly related as English and Japanese, is when you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover little linguistic quirks which blow your mind. Here are a few examples.
1. Raccoons are Bears
Japanese people consider raccoons to be small bears, in the same way English speakers consider lions to [...]

This is a very long-delayed continuation of the Goldmine of Engrish I published previously. I wasn’t planning on posting an Engrish sequel, but the original was so popular, people are practically demanding an encore, so here we go These are some of the most horrifically badly translated subtitles ever put forth [...]

A Buddhist Koan is a short tale used to nudge people closer toward Zen enlightenment. Since I really appreciate and love these witty little verses, I decided I’d share some of my favorites here. At first, I thought I’d garnish them with some detailed commentary and analysis. Then I realized, the verses [...]

A few years ago, I was pathetically afraid of what other people thought about me. My biggest phobia was the fear of scrutiny. That’s why if you had walked into my office while I was watching an episode of “Urusei Yatsura”, “Great Teacher Onizuka”, “School Rumble”, or any other in a long list of anime, [...]

Sunday, April 26. Today I mostly just lounged around and didn’t do much but read Tintin graphic novels. Earlier my keyboard seemed to short out or something after girlfriend wiped it with some hand-wiping towelette. The keys became very irresponsive, so I had to hit a key repeatedly to make it register. I was just [...]

Friday, April 24. 9:38 PM. Opened japtemp. 5 cards scheduled, 0 failed/unmemorized. Passed four of them, failed one.
9:39PM. Opened kanjiaid. 6 scheduled, 2 failed. I passed 5 of the 6 scheduled, and 1 of the 2 failed, leaving the deck at 0 scheduled and 2 failed.
9:40 PM. Opened sam.mem. Since I’m [...]

Tues, April 21. Very tired today. Only slept around three hours last night. And then, despite that, after teaching math for two hours I hit the gym and pressed bench ’til exhaustion. My arms are dead, if I lie on my stomach I can hardly push myself back up In spite of being [...]

Saturday, April 19. 10:03pm. Opened japtemp. 4 items are scheduled, 0 failed. Passed them all.
10:04 PM. Opened latekanji. 6 things due, 11 failed or unmemorized. Wittled this down to 0 scheduled and 5 failed/unmemorized.
10:06 PM. Opened the main sam.mem file. Today I’m looking at 60 scheduled cards and 214 not memorized. [...]